Hassipo Milk

Hassipo Milk (or HM for short) is a delicious, Kawaii pink liquid which is found from the rare, endangered Hassipo breed of Hippos. Its taste has been described as a smooth, delicious, flavourful, sweet-ambrosia nectar like milk. This is found in Girl Guide Cookies, and can be used to increase the BAQ (Butt Abcess Quotient) of a person.

How To Get Hassipo Milk

Current method is unknown, except to Brian Yan and Derek Yi, the prime producers of Hassipo Milk Production because all recorded sources have been destroyed and all memorized instances have been killed.

Where Hassipo Milk Comes From


Hassipo milk comes from a Hassipo, which is a rare form of hippo found only at Delta, BC. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)